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ja ne mogu da prestanem da se smejem:)))))))

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Serbia

"Money for the friend, bullets for the enemy and beating for the undecided"
-- Gen. Manuel Antonio Noriega

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al se fino prosiriste
:D

www.elektronika.blogspot.ba

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Nije loshe,ima tu ponegde kvalitetnog humora.Vredi pogledati i ostale ''bliske nam'' zemlje.

SHarena Krava->MiMoprolazenje

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Religion Orthodox Alcoholism Shabanism

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One additional piece of folklore based on Miloš Obilić needs debunking: a popular Serbian proberb "Dva loša ubiše Miloša" (Two bad guys can smite even one Miloš, a freeform translation) was actually invented by a foreign battle reporter immediately after the battle of Kosovo. The Order of Templars (precursor to what will become UN) had their war reporters sent over to Kosovo and one of them was stationed near the point of impact of said SCUD missile. The Templar had been enjoying his third or fourth barrel of Serbian refreshing beverage šljivovica at the moment of explosion, and -- momentarily grasping the impact of the event -- allegedly uttered the words "Too bad, Miloš's dead." This was heard by some Serbs nearby but due to their sense of hearing being impaired partly by the recent explosion and partly by the otherwise beneficial effects of the quantity of šljivovica imbibed, they misinterpreted it as "Two bad, Miloš dead". This didn't make any sense, which made it instantly popular among Serbs surviving the battle of Kosovo.

E ova im je Njegoseva.....hahahaha....

I'm still buyin' my stairway to heaven...

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^{15.12.2006. u 09:35}

Ne, al' stvarno UVEK prsnem od smeha tamo...

Joj.... i ovo:

Pobedismo!

Pozdrav!

'el nemam?

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National Hero : Misha Tumbas

IC XC
NI KA
Obraz ti je golem kapital.

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pitam se da li su bosanci i hrvati zavirili u svoju "realnost";)
ovo je krvavo:
Slobodan? Isn't she the fat black chick on American TV. No wait thats Oprah.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Slobodan Milosevic

“I told Satan 'you can have him'.”

~ God on Slobodan Milosevic

“What? I don't want him.”

~ Satan on Slobodan Milosevic

“He is like a man who take from other man in anuus. Yes, I like!”

~ Borat on Slobodan Milosevic

“I liked him.”

~ Carla del Ponte on Slobodan Milosevic

“Me too.”

~ Stipe Mesic on Slobodan Milosevic

“When I went streaking he was the only guy who came with me. Unfortunately thats when I found out he was a she-male. Oh God, I can't get the image out of my head.”

~ Will Ferrell on Slobodan Milosevic

“He couldn't drink vodka for shit. What a bitch.”

~ Boris Yeltsin on Slobodan Milosevic

“Milosevic? I hate him, the bastard lost Kosovo. String him up. No wait. That was me. Shit.”

~ Slobodan Milosevic on Slobodan Milosevic

“Nobody knew him like me.”

~ George Michael on Slobodan Milosevic

“Dad?.”

~ LiL Marko on Slobodan Milosevic

“Ooooh look at me, i took these pills and i died in the hague- harden the fuck up slobodan.”

~ Mark Chopper Read on Slobodan Milosevic

“Have I ever told you that you're my hero? You are the wind beneath my wings.”

~ Ratko Mladic on Slobodan Milosevic

“Hey where am I? Is this hell....oh, crap, its just serbia.”

~ Slobodan Milosevic on Serbia

"Money for the friend, bullets for the enemy and beating for the undecided"
-- Gen. Manuel Antonio Noriega

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~ Albert Einstein on Nikola Tesla

“Before Pepsi Cola and Coca Cola, there was Nikola.

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hahahah svaka cast za ovo! Treba biti mozak da bi izmislio ovako nesto! Svaka cast za autora/autore!

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :)

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^{16.12.2006. u 22:48}

jbt ovi su bas ludi

Crna Gora

SMSovanje

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Macedonia :))

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Citat:

Wireless was also invented in Macedonia many centuries ago, as recent excavations have found absolutely no wires.

LOL!

Pozdrav!

'el nemam?

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@t_m
Gdje me opet podsjeti na ovaj link, svaki put se smijem do bola? ;)

Ajde, da malo protresemo "svjetskog policajca" George Dubya Bush-a:

Citat:

George found little time to devote to school. Graduating at five spots above the bottom of his high school class, Bush was immediately accepted into Yale under the Ivy League school's Affirmative Action Program for Mentally Retarded, Coked-up Sons of Prominent Alumni.

Citat:

Georgie has brought 2 drunken daughters into this world and a syphilitic dog named Chumpo. Chumpo would later run against his human father in the 2004 National Election (It turned out to be closer than exit polls originally predicted). All of Bush's children are proud members of Alcoholics Anonymous, as are George and Laura. All except Dubya are also members of the Shoot Him Hard In The Empty Head Foundation for Political Imbecility Liquidation.

;)

tyranBL

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