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Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 15.07.2009. u 05:42 · pre 210 meseci #21
Inače taj njihov predsednik je bio strastven pušač, pa kad je konačno obolio od pluća u celoj zemlji je zabranio duvan.
A dan žena nije 8.mart, već je dan žena dan kad se rodila njegova majka.

zna čovek prave vrednosti :)
Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 16.07.2009. u 21:49 · pre 210 meseci #23
Hahaha

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8154467.stm

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Turkmenistan to create desert sea

Turkmenistan has launched the latest stage of a plan to channel water across thousands of kilometres of desert to create a vast inland sea.

The lake will be filled with drainage water from the country's cotton fields.

President Kurbanguly Berdymukhamedov said the "Golden Age Lake" plan showed his country was preserving nature and improving the environment.

But critics say the water will be full of fertiliser and insecticides, and will evaporate quickly.

The project is one of the biggest and most ambitious in the world, and could cost up to $20bn (£12bn).


LOOOOOL - ovo ce verovatno uci u istoriju kao najskuplji i najidiotskiji projekat u istoriji covecanstva... Lokalni el presidente je umislio da moze da stvori gigantsko vestacko jezero u pustinjskoj klimi... i za to ce uloziti do 20 milijardi $... posle cega ce veci deo jezera ispariti a ono sto ostane ce biti jos jedno mrtvo more (bukvalno i poetski)

HAHAHA - Sacha Baron Cohen se zeznuo sto nije za Borat-a izabrao Turkmenistan kao zemlju - ovi su zeznuli Kazahstan za par duzina.
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Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 16.07.2009. u 22:25 · pre 210 meseci #24
cek oni prave i space station na zemlji? ili to neki drugi stan?
Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 17.07.2009. u 07:28 · pre 210 meseci #26
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Horvat: cek oni prave i space station na zemlji? ili to neki drugi stan?

Kazahstan je u pitanju.
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Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 17.07.2009. u 10:52 · pre 210 meseci #27
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An event, which would go down in history of the epoch of New Revival as one of its brightest pages, took place on July 15. There, in the heart of the Karakum Desert the ceremony of putting the first stage of the Turkmen Lake Altyn Asyr – the unique man-made sea, which was to serve the wellbeing and prosperity of the Motherland, took place.


Hihihhi, kako je jako ovo sroceno - Borat je izgleda odavde crpio inspiraciju :)

Nego, snimite stranu - kapiram da dobijaju pohvalu ako uspeju da naguraju The Predsednika dvocifren broj puta:

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Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 17.07.2009. u 11:32 · pre 210 meseci #28
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jericho1405: Kazahstan je u pitanju.


Kazahstanci su upropastili jedan od dva Burana, tako da im ja ne bi' dao ni nacrtan Space Shuttle da cuvaju, a kamoli neke svemirske stanice...
Kolko ja znam tamo je samo kosmodrom (Baikonur), ne znam nista o gradnji stanica....pa jos na zemlji....moze nesto vise?
Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 17.07.2009. u 11:40 · pre 210 meseci #29
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zaraza: Kolko ja znam tamo je samo kosmodrom (Baikonur), ne znam nista o gradnji stanica....pa jos na zemlji....moze nesto vise?

Ma bilo je prije par mjeseci nekih prica kako vlada Kazahstana hoce da gradi prvu ambasadu za vanzemaljce na planeti :). Nesto ih prebacuje opasno il' su shvatili da je velika lova guliti ove UFO manijake, Ankalagone i slicne tipove. :P

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The Republic of Kazakhstan in Central Asia is in the process of building the world's first alien embassy according to some local media reports. If these reports are to be believed, the authorities have already allocated a large plot of land in the city of Almaty for this ambitious project. Facilities to be built within the complex will include a guesthouse, theatre and translation service. A purpose built UFO landing pad and checkpoint will be attached to the embassy.

Kazakhstan's government believes open contact with aliens is imminent and by being the first nation to specifically create such facilities they are convinced they will reap enormous financial and economic rewards. The Kazakhstan Government also see this as a chance to demonstrate their nations forward thinking policies.
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Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 17.07.2009. u 13:20 · pre 210 meseci #30
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zaraza: Kazahstanci su upropastili jedan od dva Burana, tako da im ja ne bi' dao ni nacrtan Space Shuttle da cuvaju, a kamoli neke svemirske stanice...
Kolko ja znam tamo je samo kosmodrom (Baikonur), ne znam nista o gradnji stanica....pa jos na zemlji....moze nesto vise?


Baikonur je pod Ruskom kontrolom, tj. Ruska teritorija... U samom gradu čak ima i pasoška kontrola kad prelaziš u Ruski deo...
Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 17.07.2009. u 13:27 · pre 210 meseci #31
@jericho,da kazahstan,moja greska,hvala
u nekoj novini sam video i sliku kako bi to trebalo izgledati,ali sad ne mogu da nadjem :S
Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 18.07.2009. u 00:09 · pre 210 meseci
izmenjeno 1 put, poslednji put WOW 18.07.2009. u 00:31
  1. WOW18.07.2009. u 00:31zapis iz teksta poruke
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+39... 41° u Balkanabat-u

...lepo vreme :P

EDIT:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkanabat

Balkanabat (Balkanabat), formerly Nebit Dag, is a city in western Turkmenistan, and the capital of Balkan Province.

...ahahahaha umrecu :))
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WOW je simetrija, nije nikakva igra...
Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 18.07.2009. u 00:21 · pre 210 meseci #33
cemu? nazivimia ili to sto mislis da je balkan province izmisljeno?
Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 18.07.2009. u 00:29 · pre 210 meseci #34
Oba su Balkan i oba su zaostala...
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Re: funny Turkmenistan:) 22.07.2009. u 20:20 · pre 210 meseci #36
Obratiti pažnju na komentare za istu vest ;)
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