A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted all of his pictures that he had of her back. So the Marine did what any squared away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the photos of women, girlfriends etc. that he could find. He then mailed about 50 pictures of women (some with clothes and some without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
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COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech