Majmuni teroristi? TSA ima resenje!USA radi sve na cuvanju vase sigurnosti! Od sada, i majmuni podlezu pregledu... nikad se ne zna da li je neki majmun mozda indoktriniran teroristickim ucenjima...
Ne... ovo nije zezanje...
Nije prvi april...
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Monkey Helpers
* When a service monkey is being transported in a carrier, the monkey must be removed from the carrier by the handler prior to screening,
* The service monkey must be controlled by the handler throughout the screening process.
* The service monkey handler should carry the monkey through the walk through metal detector while the monkey remains on a leash.
* When the handler and service monkey go through the walk through metal detector and the detector alarms, both the handler and the monkey must undergo additional screening.
* Since service monkeys may likely draw attention, the handler will be escorted to the physical inspection area where a table is available for the monkey to sit on. Only the handler will touch or interact with the service monkey.
* Security Officers have been trained to not touch the service monkey during the screening process.
* Security Officers will conduct a visual inspection on the service monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection.
* The inspection process may require that the handler to take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection.
DigiCortex (ex. SpikeFun) - Cortical Neural Network Simulator:
http://www.digicortex.net/node/1 Videos: http://www.digicortex.net/node/17 Gallery: http://www.digicortex.net/node/25
PowerMonkey - Redyce CPU Power Waste and gain performance! - https://github.com/psyq321/PowerMonkey
http://www.digicortex.net/node/1 Videos: http://www.digicortex.net/node/17 Gallery: http://www.digicortex.net/node/25
PowerMonkey - Redyce CPU Power Waste and gain performance! - https://github.com/psyq321/PowerMonkey
