Idu Mujo i Haso s posla.
Kaze Mujo - Jedva cekam da dodjem kuci i da strgnem zenine gacice....
Tako si napaljen? - pita Haso
Ne, stiscu me.... - odgovori Mujo.
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
( You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.
Roses are red, violets are blue
my dick is both, so let me stick it in you!