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Dejan Lekić
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Windows2000 sors

^{13.02.2004. u 09:36 - pre 245 meseci}

Iako se ovih dana digla velika galama oko ilegalnog objavljivanja
Windows 2000 koda, evo jednog sorsa koji ce se vecini posetilaca ES
(nadam se) svideti.

Code:

/* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main ()
{
while (!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message ();
display_bill_rules_message ();
do_nothing_loop ();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile ();
do_nothing_loop ();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system ();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS / 2 ();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux ();
disable_Netscape ();
disable_RealPlayer ();
disable_Lotus_Products ();
hang_system ();
}

write_something (anything);
display_copyright_message ();
do_nothing_loop ();
do_some_stuff ();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message ();
do_nothing_loop ();
basically_run_windows_3 .1 ();
do_nothing_loop ();
do_nothing_loop ();
}
}

if (detect_cache ())
disable_cache ();

if (fast_cpu ())
{
set_wait_states (lots);
set_mouse (speed, very_slow);
set_mouse (action, jumpy);
set_mouse (reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf ("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok ())
crash (to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open ("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while (something)
{
sleep (5);
get_user_input ();
sleep (5);
act_on_user_input ();
sleep (5);
}
create_general_protection_fault ();
}

Dejan Lekic
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